UPDATED: Top 13 April Fail's
Thursday, April 2, 2009 at 7:12PM 13.
"Isn't it illegal to use the NBI emblem on unofficial matters (even for a prank april fools joke), especially by non-NBI entities?" - Maykelrikets
12.
"col it karma. nnhamik n mga prod cncraan nla. my p scumlist p clang nlalaman. tpos my radio airing p. bwahahaha!" - barbiexiao, partipipol Productions
11.
"ayan nangyayari sa mga taong gustong magpasikat! FILIPINOMETAL sux talaga. mag isip nga kayo ayan tuloy baka makulong pa kauyo" - Chin, GC Productions 09157122410
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Metal Heads just got ya fooled. That's the story, Morning Glory
9.
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Y so srs?--ugh this dark knight reference is getting too old, and so are you and your phony scalarizer.
8.
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I hope you weren't taking the gay/child porn serious last year's April 1st. Just Kidding! Of course you're not serious. We just like your post.
7.
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A failed attempt to get us "LAWYERED!"
6.
"Hi. Kayo yung NBI diba? Ahahaha. Funny noh?" -09154206364
5.
"Zsazsa of Wicca? Asan na ang pinagmamalaki mong Filmet? Loser." -09153468344
4.
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Closed by NBI thats why it was never redirecting to the NBI website! Nice!
3.
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Wow, dream on dude. Court summons? of the people on the interwebs? You were almost right, you should've waited, but you didn't.2.
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OMG..gracev15 is an idiot... take a look... FAIL JUSTICE.1.
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LOL prosecute notoscum.org? Let's see you try bitch, I fucking dare you hahaha
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I like Number One. She is the epitome of fail.
hahahahaha. gracev15 - phail. para lang makapagenglish dami na sinabi wala naman kwenta. sakit sa mata.
OMG phail. I mean, I would've at least held my tongue till after April 1 before making any sensationalized posts but LOL. Hail Justice? LOL, Hail Ignorance!
#7 LOL Vertical climb for matanglawin. Vertical climb of FAIL
bamf
v.,
1. To cause to believe what is not true; mislead.
2. To harm irreparably through inept handling; make a mess.
n.,
1. A metal pin with incised threads and a broad slotted head that can be driven as a fastener by turning with a screwdriver, especially:
a. A tapered and pointed wood screw.
b. A cylindrical and flat-tipped machine screw.
c. An expensive electronic cosmetic for guitar circuitry that is virtually useless.
Usage: Bamf you!, I've been bamfed., What is this bamf doing in my guitar circuitry?, You got bamfed by the FilMet gag!!!
Synonym: scalarize, screw
But this isn't Merriam-Webster so BAMF YOU!!!
To the real fools.. try again!
Some people really went over their heads that they've hurriedly hailed the prank and disregarded the reality of cyber-law in the Phils. I guess they do not even have a clue how long cooperating with law enforcers abroad take.
rainblood, 9 lang ba? Bitin, eh.
#3 For BAMF who probably was tingling in excitement to bully us with his summoned crap he had to say about giving email and IP addresses. hahaha Maybe some other time. This time you Failed. lol
#2 and #1 Celebrated too early. LOL NBI here in the Phillies, Host of Filmet in Canada. That makes who dumb? lol as always. Never ceases to amaze me. hahaha and yes! an epitome of FAIL. Hail who? lol
Quoting Zsa on... "NBI here in the Phillies, Host of Filmet in Canada."
I guess they weren't even aware of that fact. And like metalmuhlisha said in that forum... if they know what EULA means, they would have not even thought of such 'site closure.'
Because of this April Fail topic, I'm now wishing the prank lasted longer. Another day could have resulted to a Top 20 list. Heehee...
bwahahahahaaah! tae! same din nung dati.. akala ko seryosohan yung pagkaka close tapos pagtagal malalaman kong joke din pala...
but eto perfect yung timing to cause major stir on people dahil sa tulong ng pay-to-play war...congrats, muntik na naman akong ma-PWNed hahahahahaah...
teka makapag update na nga ng blog ko hahahahaah..
FOOLS! One word is enough!
need i say more? sige ngaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa demanda ka na libel daliiiiii! isn't that what you're good at? click on 'report to mod' button or something. kissass.
Si Jim Ayson rin sa kanyang Facebook status...
"NBI closed some forum"
then a few hours later:
"NBI closed FilipinoMetal.com - for metal heads"
haha...
PHILMUSUCK!
make it Top 10 Fails damnit!
Haha benta!!!
Eat shit motherfuckers! hahahaha
Grace swallow my load of sperm
@#1 FAILZORZ
LOL it's not always about your little world you little cunt
gracev15 (aka "gee") has always been the epitome of FAIL. nakikiepal na naman, di pa natuto sa time na kuyog siya sa mga anything goes talaga regulars...
...and as usual, taking the side of the underdogs, in this case, scum productions. naghahanap lang yan ng kakampi.
good job for ranking gracev15 1-2 on the april fail's list. her engrish always gives me the LOLZ.
hahaha. galing ni CHIN!. wooo!.
"ayan nangyayari sa mga taong gustong magpasikat! FILIPINOMETAL sux talaga. mag isip nga kayo ayan tuloy baka makulong pa kauyo" - Chin GC Productions 09157122410
* toinks. ok na sana mga tanga. di ako GC HAHAHA. chin daw ng gc? di ko nga yun kilala. kung san san ka namumulot ng masasabi ah? bobo wala akong prod. gago! sige gagawa ako ng prod. hahahaha.
SIGURO LAHAT NG MEMBER DITO MGA SQUATTER. HAHAHA. HALAT SA UGALI EH. KONTRABIDA. MAPAPEL. HOY EDITOR. I-ACCEPT MO TO. WAG KANG DUWAG. AMBABAHO NIYO NAMAN EH. MGA RAKISTANG WALANG PERA. TAONG ITIM. MAIITIM ANG SINGGIT. MAIITIM ANG KILI-KILI. HAHA. YUCK. SINASABIHAN NIYONG KURAKOT MGA PROD.? EH MAYAYAMAN MGA NAG PPROD. TAGA ATENEO, LA SALLE, FEU, ST. SCHOLASTICA, MIRIAM COLLEGE, ETC... EH KAYO? TAMBAY SA KANTO? DRUG ADIK. MULA ULO MUKANG PAA. AHAHA.
I was expecting a triple tie on no.1 - TRIPLE GEES!!!! LOL. Frankly, the outcome was very predictable. Most of them were already fools even before april 1, 2009.
sino yung teng? parang siya yung asal iskwater eh..
Teng, all your shitty logic is lost. Go with the scum, you're best suited there, fucknut.
Fact of the matter is, logic would be insulted if it were associated with anything that comes out of your mouth!
labo, kung sino pa ung "may pera" sya pa ung asal iskwater.
gulo mo chong. bili ka narin bagong keyboard, sira na ata yan.
TENGinA naman TENG, panget ng daTENG mu, para kang iskwaTENG. TENGnan mo yung pix mo, kamuka mu mga TENGgero sa amen. TENENGETENG!
wow.. rainbllood, thanks , i really love it. haha. imagine, topping the list where I could have made it triply if I ever posted about filmet with my no-comment reply.
Im really entertained. haha.
tell me how can I reciprocate the favor.
be kind to me somehow.
thank you, thank you, thank you, for making all that noise, you are far too kind.
adik ata yung teng na yan e. edi sana kung mayaman yung nagpapaprod,edi sana hindi sila nagpapaticket selling at sariling pera nila pinangbabayad sa bar. adik ata yan e.
Haha! Anong website ba to? Di kasi ako pumapasok ng philmusic. haha paste nyo naman url hehe
There goes Miss Engrand with her lame meandering. Take your shit and hit the trail. You and your fukking condescending ilk are not welcome here.
Du er ikke bedre enn skitt som du velte med. Du er høydepunktet i skinnhellig bitchery.
Btw. Sheol og Helvete er to forskjellige ting. Få deg en logikk fikse før du kjører munnen.
hahaha, john why not?? i just thank rainblood for making me on top.
Im just being kind to recognize the awards. haha. whats wrong with that? if I wont take them , then whats the point of even mentioning me in this site.
anyway, with that kind of attitude , how could you win???, bite those who talk against your advocacy, not me who also craves for blood. haha. you should expand your alliancewith your own kind.
as far as i know, you're not even handsome to deserve my time. ops. so kindly look at the mirror.